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Being a film Dune naturally has lots of images.
"The beginning is a very difficult time..."
The Guild are not advanced in computer graphics...
"That was a nice introduction, Irulan. Now go and tidy your bedroom."
"Pleasant trip? Can I offer you some fishfood?"
...all I need to do it look thoughtful for this closeup
Meanwhile...back at the castle...
Paul prepares himself for the adventure ahead by having a quick game of Dune 2000
Paul finds the user interface severly lacking - only four buttons
"Hmm...I see I get a wealth of information on Arrakis..."
"A way to defeat the Harkonnen - just pot Geidi-Prime into the corner pocket"
"Say that again and I'll knife you where the sun doesn't shine!"
Trust me...I'm a doctor.
"How am I expected to fight this thing without a proper gun? Strong language?"
"I'm tired of carrying this bull around, it had better make it into the film"
"Hmmm. About as likely as me being reborn thousands of times!"
Time to put the cat out
"Now who could that be at the door at this time of night?"
"Who's this in your bedroom, mum?"
"Many men have tried." "They tried and failed?" "They tried and cried!"
The mentat Peter De Vries gets the wrong train again and ends up at Heathrow airport
"Typical! I always get an acne attack before a date!"
The boys are back in town
Sting laughs as he thinks of the increased record sales this part will bring him
"Remember - the last one off Caladan has to turn off all the lights!"
"All aboard!"
"This is going to be a long trip. If you need to go to the toilet, go now"
Left a bit...right a bit...
"Follow that cab!"
The Duke finds a bit of trouble reversing his spaceship
Guild Navigator
Here at last!
The Atreides are dissapointed to find that Arrakis is not like in the brochure
Duke Leto exercises his parking rights
The first thing Duke Leto does upon arrival is take his dog for a walk
"Does my bum look big in this?"
"The housekeeper? Start tidying this hall then!"
"Why are those two women behind me wearing mens clothes?"
"and why are you staring at my mouth?"
Paul goes off to meet his future father-in-law
"On your left you'll see lots of sand..."
"...on your right you will see some more sand."
Paul uses his curling tongs
"Hmm...is that flying pen meant to be here?"
The Atreides hold an urgent meeting to discuss their crisis - all the coffee has run out
The Duke does not appreciate Yueh's radical dentistry
"The shield is down!"
Boom!
As soon as "last orders" sounds the atreides troopers start running
Thufir Hawat
"There are Sarduaker all over the place - who left the back door open?"
The Atreides find the battle hard going without any weapons
Paul wishes he'd passed his driving test
"I hate these caravanning holidays!"
"You mean I have to look after his family as well?"
Meanwhile...back at Arrakeen...
Whenever Rabban goes out drinking with Liet Keynes, he always ends up having to carry him home
"...and if you look again, the ace has gone!
"If it moves - shoot it!"
The Fremen doing a bit of line-dancing
Rabban displays his management skills
"Has anyone seen my rubber duck?"
Rabban enjoys playing with his submarine
"Nice spade. Are we off to the seaside?"
"Is that you Paul? I'd recognise that hairstyle anywhere!"
The Baron returns to Arrakis
"How do you fly this thing?"
"Who left all these cylinders up here?"
Towards the end of the film, the special effects department begin to run out of money...
The floating fat man
(Resisting the obvious "losing his head" joke)
Alia meets her grandfather
Muad'dib and his gang catch the number 27 worm to the battle
An onslaught of phallic muppetry
"Up periscope!"
"Where's the brake on this thing?"
"A worm? Where?"
Alia up to her usual childish pranks: slitting the throats of the wounded
Note the bull at the top of the picture
"You could have at least tidied the place whilst I was away!"
"Sorry old man, but the only throne you'll be sitting on from now on
is in the bathroom at Selusa Secundus."
"Hello there, cheeky chops!"
"My card..."
"Kiss me, hardy."
"I will kill him!"
"I will kill you. I will kill you!..."
"...I will kill you! I will kill you!..."
"...I won't kill you...uuurrrgghhh..."
"What a tough day. Well, at least it didn't rain."
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"The beginning is a very difficult time..."
The Guild are not advanced in computer graphics...
"That was a nice introduction, Irulan. Now go and tidy your bedroom."
"Pleasant trip? Can I offer you some fishfood?"
...all I need to do it look thoughtful for this closeup
Meanwhile...back at the castle...
Paul prepares himself for the adventure ahead by having a quick game of Dune 2000
Paul finds the user interface severly lacking - only four buttons
"Hmm...I see I get a wealth of information on Arrakis..."
"A way to defeat the Harkonnen - just pot Geidi-Prime into the corner pocket"
"Say that again and I'll knife you where the sun doesn't shine!"
Trust me...I'm a doctor.
"How am I expected to fight this thing without a proper gun? Strong language?"
"I'm tired of carrying this bull around, it had better make it into the film"
"Hmmm. About as likely as me being reborn thousands of times!"
Time to put the cat out
"Now who could that be at the door at this time of night?"
"Who's this in your bedroom, mum?"
"Many men have tried." "They tried and failed?" "They tried and cried!"
The mentat Peter De Vries gets the wrong train again and ends up at Heathrow airport
"Typical! I always get an acne attack before a date!"
The boys are back in town
Sting laughs as he thinks of the increased record sales this part will bring him
"Remember - the last one off Caladan has to turn off all the lights!"
"All aboard!"
"This is going to be a long trip. If you need to go to the toilet, go now"
Left a bit...right a bit...
"Follow that cab!"
The Duke finds a bit of trouble reversing his spaceship
Guild Navigator
Here at last!
The Atreides are dissapointed to find that Arrakis is not like in the brochure
Duke Leto exercises his parking rights
The first thing Duke Leto does upon arrival is take his dog for a walk
"Does my bum look big in this?"
"The housekeeper? Start tidying this hall then!"
"Why are those two women behind me wearing mens clothes?"
"and why are you staring at my mouth?"
Paul goes off to meet his future father-in-law
"On your left you'll see lots of sand..."
"...on your right you will see some more sand."
Paul uses his curling tongs
"Hmm...is that flying pen meant to be here?"
The Atreides hold an urgent meeting to discuss their crisis - all the coffee has run out
The Duke does not appreciate Yueh's radical dentistry
"The shield is down!"
Boom!
As soon as "last orders" sounds the atreides troopers start running
Thufir Hawat
"There are Sarduaker all over the place - who left the back door open?"
The Atreides find the battle hard going without any weapons
Paul wishes he'd passed his driving test
"I hate these caravanning holidays!"
"You mean I have to look after his family as well?"
Meanwhile...back at Arrakeen...
Whenever Rabban goes out drinking with Liet Keynes, he always ends up having to carry him home
"...and if you look again, the ace has gone!
"If it moves - shoot it!"
The Fremen doing a bit of line-dancing
Rabban displays his management skills
"Has anyone seen my rubber duck?"
Rabban enjoys playing with his submarine
"Nice spade. Are we off to the seaside?"
"Is that you Paul? I'd recognise that hairstyle anywhere!"
The Baron returns to Arrakis
"How do you fly this thing?"
"Who left all these cylinders up here?"
Towards the end of the film, the special effects department begin to run out of money...
The floating fat man
(Resisting the obvious "losing his head" joke)
Alia meets her grandfather
Muad'dib and his gang catch the number 27 worm to the battle
An onslaught of phallic muppetry
"Up periscope!"
"Where's the brake on this thing?"
"A worm? Where?"
Alia up to her usual childish pranks: slitting the throats of the wounded
Note the bull at the top of the picture
"You could have at least tidied the place whilst I was away!"
"Sorry old man, but the only throne you'll be sitting on from now on
is in the bathroom at Selusa Secundus."
"Hello there, cheeky chops!"
"My card..."
"Kiss me, hardy."
"I will kill him!"
"I will kill you. I will kill you!..."
"...I will kill you! I will kill you!..."
"...I won't kill you...uuurrrgghhh..."
"What a tough day. Well, at least it didn't rain."